Only 10 Weeks to go! I found this the other day and thought it was pretty funny:
NOTICE OF EVICTION:
I am issuing 90 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 90 days in which he can either gather his belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he will be physically removed from the property.
He's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed.
Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure.
And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 90 days from this day that he doesn't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.
Love, Mommy
5 comments:
I'm a dork. I had to read it twice to get it! How cute!!
That's hilarious!
This is every woman's dream.
I've thoroughly enjoyed going through this with you. I'm proud of you.
That is fall-down funny! Hilarious.
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